Groinan timeline


Key events in Groinan history. The abbreviation BG stands for Before the Gods.


Creation of the World

Ever shrouded in mystery

1500 BG
First instance of recorded human history

Shit smeared on a piece of wood. Most likely representing a smiling face.

214 BG
Persus Syphilia crowns himself king, founding the Kingdom of Syphilia
0
The Gods arrive in Groina, granting humanity magic
220
The lands of Gonora join together as Gonorgia
410
The great mapping effort of Groina

Sir Munathan Miorko draws the famous map on the continent.

1212
Rockman Thundercock climbs the Dragon's Bollocks naked
1414
Smegmar Clamidea is born
1435
Blisterdick, Rotcunt, Louseballs and Sporeclit are born
1455
Wartworld is cast
...and so forth