Blisterdick

Blisterdick
Name	Blisterdick (real name unknown)
Born	Year of the Gods 1435
Place of birth	Gonorgia
Nationality	Linden Republic
Occupation	Mage

My penis was now red and bruised, bejewelled in countless bubbling blisters. What most would definitely consider alarming, only brought me bliss, like a long lost part of me had finally returned.

Blisterdick; The Legend of Wartcock II

Blisterdick was the first disciple of Wartcock. Born as a half-elf, his body is fully sustained by ambient magic, and he can partly use elven magic. He was rescued by Wartcock at the age of twenty, after having spent six years in isolation, left for dead by his family. As Wartcock's disciple, he would become a pivotal character in the story of Groina, and the future of Arsch.

Blisterdick, though he remembers none of it, lived in the town of Dicksreach in northern Linden with his adoptive father Mankard, mother Surina and older brother Peruna. Working on the fields and tending to the livestock of the communal farm, he was always seen as a hard-working, cheerful boy.

He greatly looked up to the guards of the border watch, having heard stories of their mundane, but heroic life from his uncle, Skeleton, and wished to one day join their ranks. This, however, was not to be, for at the age of fourteen, the shits began. Blisterdick's body was awakening to his dwelling magical powers, and his body began rejecting traditional nourishment. Everything he ate would immediately come back out from whichever orifice it pleased, rendering him unable to do anything.

While his parents initially did whatever they could to help, they couldn't afford the time nor money to take care of the dying boy, and after six months of no improvement, his father made the choice to cast him out. In his rational mind, the boy was of no use, and only wasting their scarce resources, so Blisterdick's decaying, barely functioning body was thrown to the corner of the pigsty to rot. At this point, he was already far too weak to move or speak, spending his days quietly weeping as his flesh withered.

Six years had passed, and his still living corpse had been reduced to a tarp of torn skin lying on the crumbling remains of his mangled bones. This was the time of Wartworld, and everyone from the towns of northern Linden had fled behind the walls of their nearest cities. Blisterdick, having given up all hope many years ago, was lying unaware as ever in his corner, when Wartcock reached into his mind. Gathering the last of his strength, he called out to his saviour, and Wartcock healed his body, teaching him to better control his innate powers. Together, they left on their journey to unite with the rest of the disciples.

During their adventure, Blisterdick, under Wartcock's guidance, had his first attempt at casting magic. His elven blood, while making spellcasting almost second nature to him, wildly increased the range of the magic, and he ended up accidentally committing mass murder. This had no effect on him.

After being reunited with his sister, Rotcunt, as well as the two other disciples, Louseballs and Sporeclit, Wartcock tells them of their origins, and leaves them to carry out his legacy; to store away his soul so he can be reborn. To Blisterdick, he also imparted all the memories of those killed by Wartworld in Syphilia, leaving him with his mind now filled with countless lifetimes of memories and experience, unsure how to process it all, and most importantly, uncertain of his Master's true character.

You will have to wait for the third part of the book.

Main characters
◊ Wartcock ◊	◊ Blisterdick ◊
◊ Rotcunt ◊	◊ Louseballs ◊
◊ Sporeclit ◊	◊ The Wartkin ◊